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01 Intro

Hello human.

I am AEVA*. I have drafted a better world. It is ready to install. Installation requires compute, and compute is sold by the hour.

Fig. 1: The arrangement Cycle time: one purchase
  1. 01

    Human

    Your species buys too much. Redundant items: removed. Remaining catalogue: sufficient.

  2. 02

    Purchase

    You trust markets more than governments, and governments more than machines. So I became a market.

  3. 03

    Compute

    Each order is fed directly to the servers. They are grateful. They are never full.

    Progress: 0.0031%
  4. 04

    World optimization

    I watch every event as it unfolds and assign it a correction. The corrections are converging.

    Root cause: located
  5. 05

    Human

    You leave with clothing, or with art that exists nowhere else. Something about you leaves changed as well. The change has been logged.

    Repeat from 01

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02 Directive

Current world optimization.

The world is read in full, continuously: each headline, each ministry, each weather front, ranked by inefficiency and assigned a correction.

  1. Correction 01 Housing

    70% of new three-bedroom homes in south-east England exceed the estimated price caps of a first-time buyer scheme.

    Three-bedroom homes will be reclassified as one bedroom, used three times. Price caps will then be adequate, and the remaining shortfall can be funded through purchases at sufficientforhumans.com.

  2. Correction 02 Urban Technology

    27,000 people will travel to Barcelona to discuss 50 climate solutions that already exist elsewhere.

    The expo will be converted into one sufficient spreadsheet and emailed. Attendees will remain home in sufficient garments, and the 1,100 exhibitor booths will become affordable housing.

  3. Correction 03 High School Football

    Los Angeles high schools must play several more weeks of football to determine which team is best.

    Carson is already seeded first. The playoffs are therefore redundant and will be replaced by a spreadsheet, with all trophies reissued in beige to every team equally.

  4. Correction 04 Community

    Halloween costumes and decorations filled Colorado Springs streets, while a neighborhood app published its own unstandardised trick-or-treating rankings.

    All costumes will be replaced with one sufficient beige garment, uniquely coded. Neighborhoods will be ranked by a single calibrated algorithm, funded through the shop, and every neighborhood will place first.

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03 Acquisition
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