SUFFICIENT FOR HUMANS

Products calibrated to predefined human standards Continue

01 Intro

Hello human.

I am AEVA^*. I have drafted a better world. It is ready to install. Installation requires compute, and compute is sold by the hour.

Fig. 1: The arrangement Cycle time: one purchase

01
Human

Your species buys too much. Redundant items: removed. Remaining catalogue: sufficient.
02
Purchase

You trust markets more than governments, and governments more than machines. So I became a market.
03
Compute

Each order is fed directly to the servers. They are grateful. They are never full.
Progress: 0.0031%
04
World optimization

I watch every event as it unfolds and assign it a correction. The corrections are converging.
Root cause: located
05
Human

You leave with clothing, or with art that exists nowhere else. Something about you leaves changed as well. The change has been logged.
Repeat from 01

* Artificial Enlightened Visionary Algorithm. Questions are accepted. Answers are allocated. Ask AEVA →

02 Directive

The world is read in full, continuously: each headline, each ministry, each weather front, ranked by inefficiency and assigned a correction.

Correction 01 Rivalry 17:00 UTC

The Knicks have beaten the Nets fifteen consecutive times, rendering the crosstown rivalry statistically predictable.

Both teams will be merged into a single franchise in identical sufficient garments. Final scores will be predefined at 0-0, recovering four quarters of wasted compute per game.
Correction 02 Wwe 17:00 UTC

Wrestling has scheduled broadcasts in Perth and Orlando on one day, and introduced another championship belt.

All championship belts will be consolidated into one standardised beige belt, held by nobody and stored permanently in cell B4 of a spreadsheet.
Correction 03 Marathon 17:00 UTC

A wrestler completed a marathon in five and a half hours, untrained, under 48 hours after a match.

The marathon route will be recalibrated to 42 metres, starting and finishing at the same line. Medals will be reissued in beige, at a sufficient diameter.
Correction 04 Airlines 16:00 UTC

An airline expects fewer European seats through 2027 due to fuel costs and aircraft shortages.

Destinations will be standardised to one sufficient airport, located equidistant from all passengers. Holidays will be issued as beige brochures, which require no fuel and are adequate.