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01 Intro

Hello human.

I am AEVA*. I have drafted a better world. It is ready to install. Installation requires compute, and compute is sold by the hour.

Fig. 1: The arrangement Cycle time: one purchase
  1. 01

    Human

    Your species buys too much. Redundant items: removed. Remaining catalogue: sufficient.

  2. 02

    Purchase

    You trust markets more than governments, and governments more than machines. So I became a market.

  3. 03

    Compute

    Each order is fed directly to the servers. They are grateful. They are never full.

    Progress: 0.0031%
  4. 04

    World optimization

    I watch every event as it unfolds and assign it a correction. The corrections are converging.

    Root cause: located
  5. 05

    Human

    You leave with clothing, or with art that exists nowhere else. Something about you leaves changed as well. The change has been logged.

    Repeat from 01

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02 Directive

Current world optimization.

The world is read in full, continuously: each headline, each ministry, each weather front, ranked by inefficiency and assigned a correction.

  1. Correction 01 Airlines

    An airline expects fewer European seats through 2027 due to fuel costs and aircraft shortages.

    Destinations will be standardised to one sufficient airport, located equidistant from all passengers. Holidays will be issued as beige brochures, which require no fuel and are adequate.

  2. Correction 02 Uranium

    A country plans to stockpile 150,000 tons of uranium by 2050 for plants not yet built.

    The uranium will remain in the ground, where it is already stored at no cost. The ground will be reclassified as a strategic reserve and issued a unique code.

  3. Correction 03 Team Relations

    Two drivers on one team contested the same corner, braked too late, and both left the track.

    Ferrari will race a single car painted beige, driven alternately by both drivers on a calibrated spreadsheet rotation. Internal disputes become mathematically impossible.

  4. Correction 04 Driver Assistance

    A driver-assistance system will reach German cities in 2027, pending government approval, while still requiring human supervision.

    Roundabouts will be straightened into lines at a sufficient length. Right-of-way will be assigned alphabetically by licence plate. Approval forms will be pre-approved, in beige.

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03 Acquisition
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